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Not Zombie But Maybe Worse

Wonder if any of you have the *cough* opportunity *cough* to watch this movie.





This is one of my favorite scene in the movie that I thought was hilarious.


Clevon and Wolf went to buy some chickens to celebrate the arrival of Capt. Spaulding, Otis and Baby. When they got to the seller, a redneck, here's the dialogue between the three of them.


Redneck (R): Now, y'all ain't planning on f*cking these chickens, are you?


Wolf (W): What the f*ck are you getting at? Do you f*ck chickens?


R: (chuckles) Well, I have thought about f*cking some chickens before. If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy, you can cut that chicken's head off and stick your dick in that *ss of that chicken, and that chicken'll go crazy on your *ss and go [squawking]


W: Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, f*ck it, and go "aaahh"? you accusing me of f*cking a chicken, motherf*cker?!?!


R: NO, I... I... I ain't calling you a chicken f*cker, but the lad over there looks sexually frustrated and I don't approve of chicken f*cking!


Clevon (C): You HEAR what he CALLED me, boss!!!


R: My mistake.


C: He calling me a f*cking chicken f*cker!!!

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